Astra Beer
No commentary necessary. This would appear to be a perfect storm for this blog….
“Ho White and the Seven Dwarves”
Gee, one can’t imagine why Disney got hot under the collar about this Australian beer called Ho White and the Seven Dwarves
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What is genuinely hard to imagine is how any company thought it was a good idea to poke such a stick into the box containing the flesh-eating gang who go by the name of Disney Legal.
Absolut …um… Mango?
Really, Absolut? REALLY?!?
For more, read the LA Times.
Russians Have a Great Idea of Flirting….
Stolen from The Chive, a Russian ad for Flirt Vodka:
Boob Juice
Seriously, is there any better way to remember your childhood?
Okay okay… it’s just a concept. But I’m sure it could be picked up real quick-like. I know I’d buy that for a dollar!
Beer Goggles!
I question the intelligence of using the Beer Goggle effect to sell beer.
That said, these is some serious Beer Goggles:
But this next concept ad shows that even if you want the Beer Goggle effect, you can go too far:
It’s Brasilian for Vajayjay
And by Brasilian WE MEAN LIKE VAGINAS!
Cabana Cachaça, smooth, like a woman’s waxed nether-regions. But fresh, not like a few days later when it gets all red and bumpy.
A question to you readers out there… is this tits, or GTFO? IMHO, if you’ve seen nipple, you’ve gotten the whole deal. Anything but and it’s a no go.
I will let you playahs know this though. This Tramp gets my “stamp” of approval. SCHAWING!
The Most Gratuitous Beer Ad in History
Liquor companies love their random hot chicks. Don’t we all?
But the brewers are the kings. And they have some great moments in their history that we’ll get to, with many more to come soon, we’re sure.
But the king of all kings, the high king of beer ads is this SuperBowl beaut:
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Kilo Kai Knows What You Like
Apparently, the dudes at Kilo Kai want you to believe that if you drink Kilo Kai, you will get a body like this one:
Alternatively, if you are a dude (like the guy in this picture), they want you to believe that if you drink Kilo Kai, you will get this particular body. Like the guy in the picture, you will not.